santa & banta

Santa-Ye 10 lakh ka cheque kisko de rahe ho?? Banta-apne bhai ko. Santa-apna sign to kar do. Banta-nahi. Main apna naam gupt rakhna chahta hu.

ye nhi kahta ki apke liye chand tare tod layenge,

ye nhi kahta ki apke liye chand tare tod layenge,
ye b nhi ki apke liye ye jahan chhor jayenge,
bus ek waada hai apse hamara,
kabhi apki ankho me ansu nhi layenge.

aadmi jyotish se

aadmi jyotish se

meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..?

jyotish:

ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun...

mein tumhy bangla dilaonga

mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
boy:
mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
car dilaonga
gold k dhiar laga dunga...


girl:
acha ye batao shaam ko park aao gy...???


boy:
haan agar dost ny bike de di tou....

Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,

Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,

kisi ne poocha:

Santa apka ghora konsa hai?

Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu

agay laya hoya ae.

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tou woh poora hota hai…!!!

Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti..

1 Billi Chohey ko Pakar Rahi Thi,

1 Billi Chohey ko Pakar Rahi Thi,
Choha Bhag Bhag Kar Jab Thak Gaya


To Barrey Style Se Khary ho Kar Bola:









"Billo Rani! Kaho to Abi Jaan De Don." :-)

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai?Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat 2 mere bete ke saath hai.

Major Rohail: Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai.

Major Rohail: Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai.
Hamesha Test Main "Andaa" Lata hai.


Anti Misba: Tum Kya Jano "Andey" ki Qeemat.

Pata hai Aaj Kal 105 Rupee Darjan hain. :-)

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.