salman:aaj mere paas 14 cars,

salman:aaj mere paas 14 cars, 18 bikes, 4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai......
tere paas kya hai?

amitabh: mere paas beta hai...
jiske paas teri item hai!!

bandar ki beti ne kaha papa main

bandar ki beti ne kaha papa main sadi karna chahti hun to bap ne kaha ruko dulha sms padh raha hai.agar w muskura de to samjho rista paka ho gaya.

Pagal khane me pagal nach rhe the

Pagal khane me pagal nach rhe the
In me se 1 pagal khamosh baitha tha
Dr.ne pucha
tum q khamosh baithe ho ?

pagal ne kaha
bewquf mai Dulha hu....

Pagal khane me pagal nach rhe the

Pagal khane me pagal nach rhe the
In me se 1 pagal khamosh baitha tha
Dr.ne pucha
tum q khamosh baithe ho ?

pagal ne kaha
bewquf mai Dulha hu....

6 Hijede badhaai dene gaye.

6 Hijede badhaai dene gaye.
-:Haye-Haye:- **Hume to 2100 Lenge 2100**
piche se aawaz aaiiiiiiiiiiii
abe 2300 lelo Usme FM Bhi Hain.

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye

Mallika Sherawat ne Baba Ramdevji se

Mallika Sherawat ne Baba Ramdevji se pucha ke me nahate samay kya lagun ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe ?

Baba ne kaha -
CHITAKANI

Next Generation sholay dialog-

Next Generation sholay dialog-
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega..
Son: 100 rupya do warna papa ko bata dunga ki mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai..

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.

Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs,

Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga……

Aap ko macharone bhahoot pareshan kiya

Aap ko macharone bhahoot pareshan kiya usaki khopadi ghoomi,usane zahar piya aou bola kato kato ab sab mar jaogey.

pandit- tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiyaan aayengi...

pandit- tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiyaan aayengi...
boy- kab aayengi???
pandit- jyada khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai, 1 biwi aur 5 daughters hain...

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiyan yhi rahti hai.

2 Aadmi kabrastan me

2 Aadmi kabrastan me
1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai
1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye
Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai

aurat jyotish k pas jakar hath dikhati he

aurat jyotish k pas jakar hath dikhati he
Jyotsh: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat:Ye to mujhe bi pata he,ye batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai

Jailor-Tum kis zurm mai andar aye ho

Jailor-Tum kis zurm mai andar aye ho


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