Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara.

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai.......

Teacher to pathan:

Teacher to pathan:
Batao 'Qaatil' kise kehte hain?
Pathan: nahi pata
Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?


Pathan: "SORAKH"

Light Theory by Pathan:

Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present

Docter : santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !

Docter :
santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !

Santa :
Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..

Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.

Chinese lady Indian lady se:

Chinese lady Indian lady se:

mere husband ache bhaly thy par achanak intiqal ho gaya!

Indian lady:

bus behn, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai...

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba

Fakeer:
1 Rupia dede Baba
Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho

fakeer:
Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Dr. ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ?
Pagal: Khud Ko.
Dr: Kya Likha Hai ?
Pagal: Mujhe Kya Pata !
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai:-)

1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.

1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.

Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi

Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi khali nhi jane dena! Agr dukaan me vo cheez nhi h to dusri offr kro. Grahak-toilet paper dena.Santa-wo nhi h REGMAL lelo.

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?

Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..

..Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thy

Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thy


Farishta : yaar ye koon log hain?

Daroga : ye sab pakistani hain loadshading ki waja se garmi ki aadi hain .

Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Student: Sir 4 Mausam.

Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?

Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
"Zara Zara Touch Me"

Tabhi 1Ladka Utha Aur Use Touch Kiya,
Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.

BV_ne Pati k Gale Me Bahein Daal Kar Kaha

BV_ne Pati k Gale Me Bahein Daal Kar Kaha=
Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu Mai?

Pati=BilkuL
waisi Jaise
Bhagwan
Shankar k Gale Me Naag Latka
Ho..

Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla

Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,
Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....
Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..
Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga.....!

Husband: Begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai.

Husband: Begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . .

Jisay daikh kr khouf aata hai . . .

Begum(dar k): Wo kya?..

Husband: Tumhara Munh.