Bhola with a camera, was focusing

Bhola with a camera, was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Teacher:Bunty, you say

Teacher:Bunty, you say that when did french revolution started and ended?
Bunty:(thinking for sometime)I dont know exactly sir but i m sure that it is from pg no 16 to 25.

A woman was looking for

A woman was looking for a bride for her son, she was given a call from a family.

Girl's mother : "Hamari beti itni gunnwanti hai ke poocho mat, uski aankh HIRNI jaisi hai, uski gardan SURAHIDAAR hai, uske honth GULAB ki pankhadiyon jaisey hain, uskey gaal Kashmir ke SEB jaisey hain, uski chaal NAGIN jaisi hai."

Boy's mother (Little frustrated) : "Aap ki beti mein koi INSAANO waley gunn bhi hai?"

A lion held a huge party at his place

A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species
were not invited.

A haryanavi peasant came to the office

A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."

There's two guys and over something

There's two guys and over something stupid the first guy gets pissed off and asks the second idiot, "chither khanay aa!!"...and the idiot says, "nahi, main karoon khakay aaya...cha pani the inthezaam kardo".

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan.

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!

Ajit is watching cricket match of

Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

A man and his wife were

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.

The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, “Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?”

Hai koi jawaab???

Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi.

Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag. Why?
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