AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI

AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY BARATIAN KI BUS ARAHEE THE .................... POLICE INSPECTER NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO

1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN

1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE) PAR CHAR JATAY TU FUJI BOLA AMAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviou

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."

"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.

"How dare you call me saala ? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.

"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not
call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...

Delhi’se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train

Delhi’se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuchh budhyijibi type ke log sawar thhe..woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe…

upar ke birth par so rahe ek gramin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi….

batien karte karte ek sajjan bole…�pahle punjibaad aya,fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega..�

tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya…bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena…�

Admi ki car k sath popat takra

Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya.
Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL?
DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?

Kiya aapke pass hai ??

Kiya aapke pass hai ?? SULAGTA JISM, Kap-kapaate hont, Thartharata badan, Lad khadati awaaz, Nashilee aankhen ? Agar hai to aap MALARIA se peedit hai ......

Main bewakoof

Main bewakoof
main bewakoof, main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof, main bewakoof
main bewakoof...

AAHISTE BOLO...yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hai..

Pandit beti ki shaadi ke liye 24

Pandit beti ki shaadi ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne england giya,
wahan se apni biwi ko phone kiya 24 saal ka koi munda nahi milyaa, 12-12 de do chalangey ?

Laloo goes to america for learning english

Laloo goes to america for learning english.
After some days George Bush calls the Rabri Devi & told her
" E sasoora angrji naahi seekh sakat hai."