What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?
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Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki
1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.1 saal bad hi wo mar gai.
Usey rota dekh uska dost bola:Afsos he,par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.
Usey rota dekh uska dost bola:Afsos he,par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.
girl to bf= is week roz movie dekhenge
girl to bf= is week roz movie dekhenge nxt week rooz shoping karenge
bf=uske nxt week hum rooz mandir ke bahar bethenge
girl=aisa kyo?
bf=bheek mangne
bf=uske nxt week hum rooz mandir ke bahar bethenge
girl=aisa kyo?
bf=bheek mangne
1 Molvi Dua maang raha tha: Ya ALLAH
1 Molvi Dua maang raha tha: Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout Dey.Paas betha 1 Baba bola:Molvi G Jihaad te tussi jana Nai te Halway wich Bomb kisi ne pana nai.
Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin
ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai
ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai bharat or hindustan ke beach jang chid gaye hai
dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be...
hum to india mein rahete hai.......
dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be...
hum to india mein rahete hai.......
Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana kh
Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....
Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari
Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon…!
is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon
Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?
is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon
Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?
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