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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

What is the biggest pressure on a pak

What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?

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Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.1 saal bad hi wo mar gai.
Usey rota dekh uska dost bola:Afsos he,par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.

girl to bf= is week roz movie dekhenge

girl to bf= is week roz movie dekhenge nxt week rooz shoping karenge

bf=uske nxt week hum rooz mandir ke bahar bethenge

girl=aisa kyo?
bf=bheek mangne

1 Molvi Dua maang raha tha: Ya ALLAH

1 Molvi Dua maang raha tha: Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout Dey.Paas betha 1 Baba bola:Molvi G Jihaad te tussi jana Nai te Halway wich Bomb kisi ne pana nai.

Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do

Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai

ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai bharat or hindustan ke beach jang chid gaye hai
dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be...
hum to india mein rahete hai.......

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana kh

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari

Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon…!

is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon

Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?