Patient to Nurse: I Love You.Indian Jokes

Patient to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!

Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!

Husband Wife ja rhe the.

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di.

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.

Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.

Category: Oneliner Jokes One liners Joke

Arz kiya hai..ki..

Arz kiya hai..ki..
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.

Fir kya hua?

...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.

Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich

Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar ki.

Interviewer asks Cute Girl: Apne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?

Cute Girl: Ik to inki income aur doosre inke Din-kam.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Funny Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.

Funny Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui:

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.

Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aai: Bhagwan.

Funny Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?