In a football match.
Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?
Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.
Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi
Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Funny Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k
Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?A short man was getting bitten by mosquitoes
A short man was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik
Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Funny Santa: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.Napoleon: There is no such word
Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Funny Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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