Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi-

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi-
1Admi Bola
Amma Mujhe B LeJati
2-4 Or Bole:Amma Hme B Le Jati.
Santa:Chup HoJao
KUTO
Amma Kya
Tata-Sumo Krke
Gyi hai...?

Science teacher: agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science teacher: agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo iss se wo thik ho jayegi.
Student:ppar sir us ko attack kaise dilaya jaye

VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu,ji chahta hai ab to shadi

VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu,ji chahta hai ab to shadi kr lu?
ADWANI:Karlo?
VAJPEYI: Kisi vidhwa se kr lu
ADWANI:kunwari se hi kar lo
widhwa to apne aap ho jaegi

Ik aadmi thand lagne se kamp raha tha.

Ik aadmi thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Chhora: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

Santa TV showroom me jate hai.

Santa TV showroom me jate hai.
Santa: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes sir.

Santa: Ik green wala dena.

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.

Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do

Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.

santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......

santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......
dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....
santa : oye dealer ... ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?

Heights of laziness:

Heights of laziness:
Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedo
mom:khud lelo
beta:pls dedo
mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi
beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.