Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

Sardar got promotion from clerk to manager.

Sardar got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his
wife
Today you have to sleep with the manager. Wife fainted.

nterviewer: what is your birth date?

nterviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar in an interview

Manager asked to sardar in an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?

Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.

kaun banay ga crorpatti mein sardar ji

kaun banay ga crorpatti mein sardar ji se sawal poocha gaya ...

1:AAP KI BIWI KE BAAL KONSAY RUNG KE HEIN ..

(1)YELLOW (2) BROWN
(3)RED (4) BLACK)

KAFI SOCHNAY KE BAAD...SARDAR JI NE BOLA ...CAN I PHONE A FRIEND!!!!

A Sardar & his wife filed an application

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

A man said to a Sardar: "Petrol ke rate

A man said to a Sardar: "Petrol ke rate kafi badh gye hai"

Is par Sardar bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

"Mother: Sikh.

Father: Sikh

Kid:Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

A BEARDED BENGALI AND SARDARJI

A BEARDED BENGALI AND SARDARJI GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT OVER WHICH STATE PRODUCED MORE FREEDOM FIGHTERS, BENGAL OR PUNJAB. THEY DECIDED FOR EACH PATRIOT NAMED FROM HIS STATE HE WOULD BE ENTITLED TO PLUCK OUT A HAIR FROM THE OTHERS BEARD. THE BENGALI OPENED THE OFFENSIVE WITH "KHUDI RAM BOSE" AND TWEAKED A HAIR FROM THE SARDAR JI'S BEARD. THE SARDARJI RESPONDED WITH "BHAGAT SINGH" AND PLUCKED ONE HAIR OUT OF THE BENGALIS BEARD. AND SO IT WENT ON PAINFULLY WITH THE BENGALI HAVING A ENDLESS LIST. THE SARDARJI CAME TO THE END OF HIS LIST. AND WITH GREAT FORCE SHOUTED ""JALIANWALA BAGH"" AND YANKED OF THE BENGALIS BEARD OFF HIS CHIN

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train.

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

"bhai sahib " responds

"bhai sahib " responds the conductor "main enke galiyan to sun he nahin raha hoon. Mujhe to un Sardarji ke galiyaan sun rahi hain jinko maine Ludhaine main utaar deya.

Sardarji wakes up to the sounds of

Sardarji wakes up to the sounds of "chai chai" in Amritsar, looks at time - 8.30 AM. He has missed his interview and is very pissed off, finds the conductor and starts swearing at him in the choicest Punjabi galis. This carries on for about 10 minutes. Another passenger says to the Conductor :-
"ye Sardar ji aap ko maa bahen ki galiya nikaal rahen hain aur aap hain ke sharafat se sune ja rahe hain"

A Sardar travelling on an overnight train

A Sardar travelling on an overnight train to Punjab requests the conductor before retiring
"phaji - Ludhiana savere panj vaje aavega - mainu uthe jaroor utha dena interview lai jana hai. Main Kumbkaran de neend sonda hoon, jarurat pade taan jabardasti utar dena.

Why did Sardar cut the

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...

To avoid side effect!!!

Why did Sardar cut the

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...

To avoid side effect!!!

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Having lost his donkey a

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec", says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.