1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski

1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV:Muje Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo ;->

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Santa se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Santa:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha?


santa: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay ...:-P;->

Santa 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho

Santa 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
banta kuch nahi yaar
Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon

Teacher To Santa:

Teacher To Santa:

Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy...?




Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad:



Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte... ;->

Train chali, Santa ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye..

Train chali, Santa ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye..

TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai.

Santa : Sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho ;->

Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy.

Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...

Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....

Santa: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

Some1 wrote 2 santa,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo.

Some1 wrote 2 santa,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo.
Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo"

santa sent Rs600 n wrote, "O-A Main sabka baap hon:->"

santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight

santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them

Some1 asked what r u doing?

Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!