Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu! Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-)

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur

paseena ponchhty huwy bola:

Yaara, ye konsa road tha?

Itna speed breaker?

Sadhu: we go years

Sadhu:
we go years
without verbal communication..

we call it 'MAUNVRAT'...!!


Man:
we have
the same experience,
but we call it 'MARRIAGE'...!!

santa& banta

Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?

Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya, or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...

itni chboss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne khutiya li hai

itni chboss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne khutiya li hai.kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?

karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.

anta was playing Chess with his Dog!

anta was playing Chess with his Dog!

Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....

santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,

5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

Sante ki BV bhaag gai.

Sante ki BV bhaag gai.
3 din baad wapis aaye
santa gusse se bola
"Hun ki lain aayi ain'

Preeto:

"Mobile da charger".

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid:Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai.!