Last 9t I had a

Last 9t I had a
dream
I was walking
with GOD
He Askd me
Whz Ur Bst frnd?
I told Him ur Name

He Smiled & Said

'sab Pichle Janm k pap ha

Girl Proudly Says: Meri 2Har Sans Pe1 Insan Mart

Girl Proudly Says: Meri 2Har Sans Pe1 Insan MartaH
Boy: Yaar Phir Tum Koi Achha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyon Nhi Karti???

Teachr:Water ka formula batao..

Teachr:Water ka formula batao.. Studnt:H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3 HCl etc.. T:Whats this? S:Sir,this is polluted water of river Ganga! -Think abt it

nterviewer: 2 bataiye PANI ke bina

Interviewer: 2 bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa: PANI nai hoga 2 Insn Tairega kaise? Aur Trga nahi 2 doob jayega

Antar MantarJadu Jantar Chhhooo

Antar MantarJadu Jantar Chhhooo Kuch Mahsus Hua? ? Nahi Na? Jadugar Ne Bhi Yahi Kaha Tha K ye mantr sirf insano pe asar karta he..

Bhakt Swami se: SwamiJi mera Puja

Bhakt Swami se: SwamiJi mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu?? Swami:Uss Pja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mra Mnn Lag Jaaye..

The ultimate line told by every

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child "beta dil laga k padai karo" ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya.

Pappu and Tippu order coffee.

Pappu and Tippu order coffee.
Pappu: drink fast.
Tippu : "Why ?
Pappu : "it is written out there, hot coffee Rs.5/- cold coffee Rs.10/-"

Man goes 2 Nark. He saw Gandhiji

Man goes 2 Nark. He saw Gandhiji dancing with mallika,

Man askd2yamraj-Gandhiji ki saja itni achi kyon?

Yamraj-abe sja Gandhiji ko nhi mallika ko mili.., hai.

-- Ek makhi ek ganje k sar par baithi.

--
Ek makhi ek ganje k sar par baithi.
Dusri makhi-wah kya ghar dhundha hai.
Pahli makhi-ghar kahan re,pagli abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.

85yr old man buy Viagra and ask The

85yr old man buy Viagra and ask The Chemist "isko kiske sath loo"
Chemist : "Baba, Ganga jal ke sath "kyo ki itne sal baad itni khushi bardaasht nahi hogi !

After 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave

After 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave birth to cute baby.

What name did abhishek keep for him?















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What an idea sirji!