Love: Police wala:

Love: Police wala:
Tumne PAPPITA bechne wali ko KISS kyun kiya
Hajoor wo hi bar bar chilla rahi thi
PAPPI ta le lo
PAPPI ta le lo..!

SANTA standing on platform suddenly

SANTA standing on platform suddenly jumps on track.
Man:SANTAji mar jaoge
SANTA:Marega to tu sale Suna nahi train platform par aa rahi hai

SANTA standing on platform suddenly jumps on tra

SANTA standing on platform suddenly jumps on track.
Man:SANTAji mar jaoge
SANTA:Marega to tu sale Suna nahi train platform par aa rahi hai

1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka

1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka
Driver:kaha jana h?
Aurat:Jana to khi nhi,
Bacha ro raha hai Zara bus ka horn poo_poo baja Do

1 Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha.

1 Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha.
Sir: kya hua?
Question paper muskil he?
Boy:nai sir soch raha hu is question ka ans kis jeb me hai

Chor pakadne ki

Chor pakadne ki
machine bni
USA me -1din me 9pkde gye
CHINA me-30
UK me-50
INDIA me-

1gante m mchine chori ho gayi
Est or wst India isD bst

Pappu-Teri Wife Ki Mout Ka Bahot Dukh Hai..

Pappu-Teri Wife Ki Mout Ka Bahot Dukh Hai..
Use Kya Huwa Tha

Dipu-Uske Sir Me Goli Lagi
Pappu-Ohh Teri.!!
Shukar Hai Aankh To Bach Gyi

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta :)

Dil ki he ek CONDITION,

Dil ki he ek CONDITION,
Jisme nahi kisi ko PERMISSION,
Sirf ap jaise dost ko hai ADMISSION,
Vo bhi bina DONATION Just maintain good RELATION