Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya g

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya:

billi dum kyun hilati hai?

Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya

“is liey k dum billi ka hai tmhare baap ka nhi.!:-)

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1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat parhne gya

sub logo ne usy boht mara!

Kyun?

Kyun k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha

“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan”

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Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.

Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.

Indian: Men shama chahata hn,,

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska baap nahi manta ..!:-o

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Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya

Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya Jeans mein Namaz Ho jati hy.?

Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho uski to Ho jati hai,
magar
jo peeche khara ho uski Nahi Hoti..;-)

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“Pathan: Halwai se,

“Pathan: Halwai se,

Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy ho!

Halwai:
Bare fakhar se
30 saal se,

Pathan:lakh di lanat e
Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi nai bani..

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Zindagi ki Race me 1st Aany K liye hamesha

Zindagi ki Race me 1st Aany K liye hamesha ye Soch Kr bhago K tm Nangy ho or Peechy Sary pathan Hein,

Phr dekhna jeet sirf tmhri ho ge sirf
tmhari…!:-D;-)

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Aik Dr.Pathan k ghar Raat 2 bajay phone

Aik Dr.Pathan k ghar Raat 2 bajay phone aya kisi ny poocha.
Aap so tau nhi rahy thy?
Dr.Pathan gussy sy bola Pagal k bachay saaray pathan chowkidar nhi hotay.

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1 lrkey ne chinese lrki se shadi ki

1 lrkey ne chinese lrki se shadi ki

Lrki 1 saal bad mr gai
Lrka buht ro rha tha

1 pathan dilasa dete huwe bola

Bs Yar China ka Maal to itna hi chaltä he

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Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police:
Kiun ki?
Pathan:
Merey dost k pas call ai. Wo hans hans k baat kr rha tha. Me ne pucha k0n hai?
wo bola tumhari..BHABi

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Pathan office se ghar a r aha tha,

Pathan office se ghar a r aha tha,
Rasty me 1
Larke ne usy batya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me nach rahi ha,
Pathan ghar gaya or darwaze pe danda le kar khara ho gaya.
8 bajy,10 baje,or phir 11 se 12 baje.
Biwi nahi aayi.

1 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
humara to shaadi hi nahi hua. . .:-)
GEO PathaN!

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1 pathan apne kutty k Sath film SHOLAY dekhne

1 pathan apne kutty k Sath film SHOLAY dekhne gaya
HERO ne kaha BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna
PaTHAN khara ho kar
bola
kutty ka ticket lia
hai
tera baap bhi nache ga.

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