1 Pathan HAJJ Pe Gaya,

1 Pathan HAJJ Pe Gaya,
Aur Zor Zor Se DUA Mangne Laga..

YA ALLAH MERE SAARE GUNAH MUAAF KAR DE
WARNA MERE
2,35,000
WAPAS Kar De

1 Pathan 2sre Se:

1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!

2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!

Pathan: Aao Race Lagaty Hain

Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna

Sardar:
Thanks Yar

Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne Chatt Pe Gaya

Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne Chatt Pe Gaya
Tanki Per Qawwa Betha Tha
Pathan Jaldi Se Neeche Utra
Or Seerhi Hata K Bola:
Beta Mai To Utar Gaya
Tu Kese Ayega

1 Pathan Ne Shadi K Liye

1 Pathan Ne Shadi K Liye
1 Zaheen Larki Talash Ki…
Lekin Us Larki Ne Shadi Se Inkar Ker Diya…
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Kyon…?

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Kyon K Wo Waqai Zaheen Thi…

Pathan Ko Ladies Garments Shop Mein

Pathan Ko Ladies Garments Shop Mein
Salesman Ki Nokri Mili.

Aik Larki Aayi Aur Kaha:
Underwear Dikhao.

Pathan
(Sharmate Hue):
Baaji !
Aaj Nahi Pehna..

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

Mom: Beta Khana Khayega?

Mom:
Beta Khana Khayega?

Beta:
Na

Mom:
Ladu Khaiyega??

Beta:
Na

Mom:
Ice Cream Khaiyega?

Beta:
Na

Mom:
Baap Pe Gaya Hai
THAPPAD Hi Khayega

Beta: Apni Maa Se Purani Album Dekhte Hue

Beta:
Apni Maa Se Purani Album Dekhte Hue
Maa Ye Photo Me Smart Admi Kaun Hai?

Maa:
Beta Ye Tumhare Papa Hai

Beta:
To Hum Iss Ganje K Sath Kyo Rehte Hai ?

Son: Mai School Nahi Jaonga

Son:
Mai School Nahi Jaonga

Mom:
Kyun?

Son:
Naukri Kron Ga

Mom:
4TH Class Parhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?

Son:
3rd Class Ki Larkiyon Ko Tution Parhaonga