changu- yaar mangu

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so ja.

Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai

Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h

preeto poti test karvane gayi dr

preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein poti chali gayi hai.

santa &banta

Santa:-Yaar Ans sheet pe kya likhun??
Banta:-Yehi Ki
"IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANS KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI"

Ahmad: hum 25 behan or bhai hai

Ahmad: hum 25 behan or bhai hai
Karim: kya tumhare ghar family-Planning wale nahi aaye the,
Ahmad: aaye the par school shamaj kar chale gaye.....

Maa- Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?

Maa- Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?
Beta- Kyu maa?
Maa- Beta log rishte k liye tumhari behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe

pasand kar jate hain!!! ;-)

AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.

AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.