Kitne Pyar Se Likha ThaKitne Pyar Se

Kitne Pyar Se Likha ThaKitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam Pappu Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY Ki Pichkari Maar K Laal Kar Diya... ;->

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam Pappu Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY Ki Pichkari Maar K Laal Kar Diya... ;->

Ager Aap Male Ho To 2 Sms Kero

Ager Aap Male Ho To 2 Sms Kero
Female Ho To 3 Sms Kero
Apnay Aap Per Shaq Hai To Chup Raho

Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se

Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega. Wah Wah.. Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega Volume Kam Kar Pappa Jag Jayega

Khuda ki bandage me khudko

Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna, har dua me labpe kuch sawal rakhna, dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe, toh har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.

I.T.of INDIAN GODS:

I.T.of INDIAN GODS:

Brahma-System Installer,

Vishnu-System Supporter,

Shiv-System Programmer,

Narad-data Transfer,

Yamraj-Deleter,

Apsara-Virus.

CID pj Again..Dil Diya hai,

CID pj Again..Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,ACPKehta he"Ho na ho daya KhoonWatchman ne hi kiya he..

"_______ karna to koi tumse sikhe.

"_______ karna to koi tumse sikhe..."Fill in blank for me. send this message to your friends and get cool replies but reply me first...Kuch acha reply karna.

ae khuda apne pass meri ye amant rakhna

ae khuda apne pass meri ye amant rakhna,rahe jab tak dosti duniya salamat rakhna,bujha dena meri aankho ke diye,magar unki aankho ke har khwab ko salamat rakhna.

Sad story :(

Sad story :(

2 chuzon ko ek dusre se pyaar ho jata hai
jab dono bade hote hai to unko pata chalta hai ki
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dono murgay hai

Moral:Kachi umar ka pyaar!
na aar na paar ;-)

Saari Duniya k saare log tujhe

Saari Duniya k saare log tujhe apne faiyde k liye chahte hai,,,

Sirf ek KHUDA hi hai jo tujhe tere faiyde k liye chahta hai”

Seediyan unke liye

Seediyan unke liye
bani hai,

jinhe chatt per jana hai

Aasman par ho jinki nazar,

unhe to rasta khud bnana hai

Right Na..

I Love You....... ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo

I Love You....... ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo
aur jeeto nazdiki police station
ki trip wo bhi luxorius jeep me
.Khana.Phina.Rahna
free.uper se Body Massaj v

Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde-1

Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde-1-Time ki bacht(2)Acchi Nind(3)koi Miss Call nahi4-Koi chinta nahi.5-saving money 6-Koi safai nahi ki number busy kyu tha.

life mein ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna..

life mein ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna..
cream biscuit meit cream hota hai
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par tiger biscuit mein tiger nehi hota.

Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Chicken ready? Yes Boss.

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......

Achon Se Zyada Tum Achay

Achon Se Zyada Tum Achay Ho Sachon Se Zyada Tum Sachay Ho Mene Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Wo Boli "PAPPU" Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bachay Ho. Ha Ha Ha Ha

Pappu Mulk Ko Or K.E.S.C Ko

Pappu Mulk Ko Or K.E.S.C Ko Gusse Mai Yeh Shair Arz Krta Hai.. Karachi K Halat Dekh K Rota Hun . . . . Rat Mai Chaddi Pehen K Sota Hun..