Ek chote bacche ne apani

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?
Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,
Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

Santa driving on the wrong side of road..

Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
&
Said…
O===SHIT===
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe hai…:)

“Bharat mera desh hai aur

“Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai”
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
&
thats true Indian

1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza

Chinese ladki ko dekhkar mom boli

Chinese ladki ko dekhkar mom boli – beta ye kya le aaye ho?
Beta – Apne khud hi to kaha tha ki ghar aate hue cheeni lete aana!!!

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,

Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai!!!

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!