Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.



Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

Student : Sir pyar ka izhar karne k

Student : Sir pyar ka izhar karne k liye sabse suitable jagah kya hogi?
Sir : Mandir
Student : sir kyo?
Sir:kyunki waha ladki chappal utar k jati hain

Student : Sir pyar ka izhar karne

Student : Sir pyar ka izhar karne k liye sabse suitable jagah kya hogi?
Sir : Mandir
Student : sir kyo?
Sir:kyunki waha ladki chappal utar k jati hain

3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the..

3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the.. Trafficwale ne Rok kr bola : "Tumhe malum nhi TRIPLING Apradh hai.." 1Dost : Hume Malum hai islie to 1 ko Ghar Chodne ja rhe hai..

PrincipaL= Late Q Aaye Ho?

PrincipaL=
Late Q Aaye Ho?
Pappu=
Bike Bigad Gyi Thi Sir
PrincipL=
Bus Me nhi Aa Sakte?
Pappu=
Maine Bola Sir
Par Apki Beti Nhi Mani.