Kit-Kat

Pata h log chlormint kyon khate h?
Kyunki..
5-Star

Cadbury

Pert

Dairy Milk

Kit-Kat

or

Munch





50 paise me nhi ati

Apne BHAGWAN ko kabhi ye

Apne BHAGWAN ko kabhi ye mat batao k apki takleef kitni badi hai..
Apni takleef ko ye batao k aapkla BHAGWAN kitna bada hai...

Parinde bhi sharmaye tumhari

Parinde bhi sharmaye tumhari aisi udan ho,Phool bhi jal jaye tumhari aisi muskaan ho,Dua hai humari ki tum kadam rakho jaha, wahi manzil tum par meharbaan ho..

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mai na tumse nalaj hu

Melese na
melese na toi b baat nai kalta

Shab gande hai

Tishiko meli yaad nai ati



katti.

Lecture me masti thi. Hamari b

Lecture me masti thi. Hamari b Kuch hasti thi. Teachrs ka sahara tha. Dil ye aawara tha. Kaha aa gaye is "DEGREE"k aafat me,wo SCHOOL KITNA PYARA THA.....

Aap Itne Ache Lagte Ho,

Aap Itne Ache Lagte Ho,Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho,Kasm Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Leti Hai Jab Naak Se













Gubara Fulaate Ho.



YAk.cheE.EE..

Difference between Problem

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

"Sardi ki Dhup me Chamakta

"Sardi ki Dhup me Chamakta Profile hai," Sabse alag sbse juda Apka Smile hai,"Wah kya Ada kya Style hai,"Naak Pochhne ki Tameez nahi aur Hath me Mobil

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 U

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 U. Chhupaya kyun?Tumko Kya Laga Tum Nahi bataoge To Mujhe Pata Nahi Chalega Ki aaj... "ANIMAL'S DAY"HAI.U NAUGHTY.Cake Zaroor bhejna..

Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai

Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai

Ye app ke pass aya

tu Mobile ki Light On Hoi

Woh Light Dekh k app khush honge


k

Chalo MULK me Kahi tu Light Hai.

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

Neche mat parhna

neche ulta Seeda lika hai


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Ulta
Seeda

U think of ME and I think of U.

U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono “NIKAMMAY”

Jo aapke sapne ho wo haqiqat ban jaye,

Jo aapke sapne ho wo haqiqat ban jaye,
Jis rah par kadam rakho samne manjil mil jaye,
Kuchh nahi mere pas bas duwaye hai,
Khuda kare in duwayo ko barakat mil jaye.

Kabhi khatam na ho teri khushi ka khajana.

Kabhi khatam na ho teri khushi ka khajana.
Duniya bhul na paye tera muskurana,
Tum jaha bhi jao meri duwaye teri sath jaye,
Khuda kare tu har waqt muskuraye..

Tanha ho kbhi to mujy

Tanha ho kbhi to mujy dhoond lena is dunia se nhi apny dil sy pooch lena aap k aas pas hi kahi rhty hain hum yadon sy ni to sath gujry lamho sy pooch lena

Arz kiya hChappal choti hoti

Arz kiya hChappal choti hoti h to paon m nai aati...Chappal choti ho to paon m nai ati...Aur girlfrnd moti ho to bahon m nai ati !

Log apne kapdo ke style pe

Log apne kapdo ke style pe na jaane kitna paisa barbaad karein hai, par shayad wo bhul jate hein ki life k sabse haseen lamhe bina kapdo ke guzaare jatein hai... ;-)

Wo pehli mulakat yaad h wo

Wo pehli mulakat yaad h wo tumhara mere pas aana yad h wo tumhara mujhse nazar milana yad h wo tumhara ye kehna ki



Allah k naam pe 1 rupa dedo saab

Ye promish hai humara,

Ye promish hai humara, na chhodenge kabhi saath tumhara.
jo gaye tum hume bhool kar, le aayenge pakad kar haath tumhara.
HAPPY PROMISE DAY .

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Phir Pata Hai Bakri Ne Kya Kaha..

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SINGH IS KING,

SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING..

BaThRooM SoNgS:

BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!

QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!

GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De..

shaam chale naam naam sadak pe

shaam chale naam naam sadak pe
baraf si rangat wali ladki
kisi ka rasta dekh rahi thi
koi ho poochey tho hans kar keh de
yeh duniya kithni shakh karthi hai
kaan ka bala dhoondh rahi thi

Jeete hain to koi haal tak nahi puchta

Jeete hain to koi haal tak nahi puchta Marte hain to duniya kandhon pe utha leti hai..

Wo jo kehta tha tujhe apna bna k choron ga

Wo jo kehta tha tujhe apna bna k choron ga Lo aj us ne humain apna bna k chor dia

England Mother- Good night dear.

England Mother- Good night dear.
Hindu Mother - Shubh ratri beta.
Muslim Mother - Shaba kher.
Aur
Apni MAA- Are Iss Mobile Ko AAG Laga De Aur So Ja.

Height of Business

Height of Business
In a Train a Mosquito Enters, Chinese Catches it & Eats it
Marwadi see that , He Catches d next Mosquito & Askes Chinese
“Kharidoge Kya”

Ting Tong

Ting Tong
Open D Door
Kaun ?
Hum
Hum Kaun ?
Hum SMS
Kya Chaiye ?
Aap ke chere par Ek Pyari si SMILE 
Yes Yes Yes yahi walii 

the janaza of mehbob nikla

the janaza of mehbob nikla from the gali of mehbooba with lots of jor & sor.the mehbooba jhani from the door and boli margaya haramkor.

Friends Are like “Priya

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai