PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..

PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..
NETA PREMI- saare sunne wale gadhe the..
PREMIKA- tabhi tum baar baar keh rhe the mere pyaare bhaiyo, pyaare bhaiyo

A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds

A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

Ek ganje k sar par do bal the

Ek ganje k sar par do bal the.
Dono ko aapas me pyar ho gaya,
shadi karna chahte the.
Magar nahi kar paye....
Batao kyun?




Kyun ki Bal Vivah apradh hai.

Panditji Ne Jajman Ke Balak Ko Ek Peda Diya Aur Kaha:

Panditji Ne Jajman Ke Balak Ko Ek Peda Diya Aur Kaha:
Bete Ise Hawan Kund Me Dalkar Kaho,
Swaha. Balak Peda Muh Me Dalkar Bola: Aha.

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Phch Gaye.

santa & banta

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi

Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

Sher ki shaadi thi, baraat me sab

Sher ki shaadi thi, baraat me sab shero ke beech ek dogi naach raha tha! Us se pucha-"aap yahaa kaise??
to dogi bola-'shaadi se pehle ham bhi sher the'!

SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA

SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK USHA KA.

1child 1Re. ka coin kha gaya

1child 1Re. ka coin kha gaya. Kuch din bad poty mei uska coin bahar aa gya to child maa se bola-
AAJ BAHUT DIN BAD FASI HUI PAYMENT MILI HAI.

santa & banta

Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.

Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:

Santa bnta k bech fight ho rhi thi,

Santa bnta k bech fight ho rhi thi,
Santa-saale mai tere kapde faad dunga.
Banta-yar serious ladai me romantic baat mat kiya kr...

Teacher: Tumhare Papa kya kaam karte hai?

Teacher: Tumhare Papa kya kaam karte hai?
Baccha:"KFC" ke Maalik hain..
Teacher: Nice, (so rich) KFC ka kya matlab hai?
Baccha: "KALLU FRUIT CHAAT"...

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey

Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba...