Aapko Khushian Itni Milain
Jitni Musharraf Ko Galiyan
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham Aise Khatam Hon
Jese PTV Se Haya
Aap Ko GEO Jaisa
Sabar Milay
Shohrat Itni Milay Jitni
“BB” Ko Mili
Health Aisi Mile Jaisay
SANGEETA Ko
OR
Aapke Din Aise Phirain
Jaisay Zardari K!!!
Aaj Purani Rahoon Sey Koi Mujhe Awaz Na Dey
Dard Mein Doobey Gheet Na Dey Ghum Ka Sisakta Saaz Na Dey
(Zardari)
Hum Chord Chaley Hein Mehfil Ko Yaad Aaye Kabhi To Mat Rona
(Nawaz Sharif)
Girl To Molvi:
Kia Mein Kisi Kanwarey Mard Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon
Molvi:
Astagfrullah
Girl:
Married Admi Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon
Molvi:
Naoozbillah
Girl:
Aap K Sath Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon
Molvi:
Bismillah
Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say:
Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana
Wife:
Who Kion?
Molvi:
Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay
Aik Mulla Ke Shaadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi
Wo Mannat Mangne Gaya
Waha Us K Maan Gum Gaye
Mulla Bola Ya Khuda Tere Khudai
Apni Te Labbi Ni Abbay De Ve Gawai
Muslim Lady :
Assalam-O-Laiakum
Molvi:
Ye Jannat Main Jayegi
Hindu Lady:
Namaste
Molvi:
Ye Dozakh Main Jayegi
Christian Lady:
Hi Daling
Molvi:
Ye Mere Sath Jayegi
Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?
Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho
Ek Molvi Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya:
Aurat Ghussay Se:
Aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh Kr Takkar Maar Rahy Hain
Molvi:
Mohtarma
Ye Daarhi Hy Break Nahi!
Memon:
Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?
Shopkeeper:
1rs.
Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?
S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.
Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De
Teacher:
Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota
Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga
Eng Child:
May I Come In?
Urdu Child:
Mai Andr A Skta Ho?
Memon:
Achivina
Memon At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.
Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…