pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha
dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.
ek admi ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation
karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala ata hai.

ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe

ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe.
wajha pochi to ek pathan ne bataya k
pehli dafa hum main se koi
Brain Hambrige se mara hai

Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi

Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi
Son: haan pata hai mujhe,
Father: kiya pata hai?
Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai
jo bachon k liye khela jata hai

1 pthan ne 1 molvi se kch pucha

1 pthan ne 1 molvi se kch pucha

Molvi ne 2 thapar lagy
1 admi ne pthan se pucha tumne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:Mne srf pucha K
Valentine day ki nmaz kahan ho gi

1 boy ki G.Frnd ny usy lettr likha,

1 boy ki G.Frnd ny usy lettr likha, mujse milny 1 lrka aya hy,tumsy kahin acha hy,mei us se shadi karungi meri pic wapis bijhwa do
larky ny apne sary doston ki G.F ki 30 pics jama ki,drmyan me uski pic rkh k lettr likha,
lo,in mei sy nikal lo,me tmhari shakal bhool gya hn!!!

A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he?

A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he?
Papa: Haan tumhari maa se.
Child: Bare badmaash ho ghar me hi chakar chalaya howa ha.....'

Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut?

Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?

Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir

Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do

Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?

Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!'

Bacha: Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe

Bacha:
Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe
Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya?

Aadmi:
Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gya Hoga.

Bacha:
Nhi
12wa Apple Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara Mene Hahti K Samne
12 Apple Rakhe To Us Ne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Aadmi:
Saare
Apple Plastic K Honge.

Bacha:
Nhi Galat
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.'

Boy:chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me,

Boy:chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me, bethe bethe yumhi kho jata hun me,kya yahi pyar h?
Girl:nhi ye kamzori hai, "glucon-D pia karo!"

santa ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia-

santa ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia---dukandar nay kafan ka kaprra dia-----santa kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
santa.. is may aur colors dikawo