Ek pathan ka school main 7th

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Girl-papa,ek ladka mjhe bar bar i love u bol

Girl-papa,ek ladka mjhe bar bar i love u bol raha h,kya karu?
Father-beta usse shadi karle zindagi bhar agar dobara bolde to mera naam badal dena..

Patni- Mobile,

Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.

Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men !!!!!

Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men !!!!!

Asks them: Who are you ?????

Reply !!!!!
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Deepak Chourasiya with Cameraman Santosh from Aaj Tak !!!!!

santa: uth...uth... bhukamp aa raha h...

santa: uth...uth... bhukamp aa raha h...
banta: soja.. soja.. makaan girega to makaan maalik ka girega, hum to kirayedar hain...

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.