2000 Me Bache Padhte The

2000 Me Bache Padhte The

A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
C 4 Cat
D 4 Dog

2009 Me Padte Hai-

A 4 Aata
B 4 Bijli
C 4 Cheeni
D 4 Dhamake

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili
To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga

FARAZ-Ye Kya

RAAZ-Dag To Chala Jyega
Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya
Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000

S-Tanka Lagwana He
Karhai Nai Karwani

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya
Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000

S-Tanka Lagwana He
Karhai Nai Karwani

Pati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar

mPati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete h
Jb gande kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV-Kal Se katora le k Jana

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega
Q..k Rubber k gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he

Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha

Baap-Kya Huwa

Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gai

Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

1

2

3

Start

All Started Running Except Snta

Coach-Why Are You Still Waiting?

Santa-My No Is 4

RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

FARAZ-Kyu?

RAAZ-I was kissing Katrena

FARAZ- Wow Katrena Kaif?

RAAZ-Nhi Yar Meri Nokrani Katrena

Teachar- "AGAR BATTI" Ka Muhaavra Banao

Teachar- "AGAR BATTI" Ka Muhaavra Banao

Santa-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai..

Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda

Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kaha Lehraya Gya..?

RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)

Hawa Me

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Bnta-Kyu

Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki
"KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do

Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do

RAAZ-Nahi tum Sab Ko Tang Karoge

PAPPU-Nahi Papa Kasam Se Jub So Jayenge Tab mai Bajaunga