A Sardar took an answering

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it
home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

A person went into the office kitchen one

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.

Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.

Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardar khali kadahi me chammach

Sardar khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to ek admi ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?

Sardar- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

Man: How was your exam today ?

Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

Kala suit kali chunni, utte chitta

Kala suit kali chunni, utte chitta(white) phul kadai da,
ik ta saali koi kuri ni fasdi, dooja fikar kamaai da,
tu ta kanjra theek hi hona, haal das sadi bharjai da....!!!

A man asked sardarji, why

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied

''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardarji was standing in front

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.

There were two Sardarjis Bantya

There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers. They
had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So
they were going on their destination in a car. On their way
Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time
bomb explodes in this car itself." Santya replied
"Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!

SantaSingh got up in the middle

SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

"Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven."

"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven."

"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."

"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

A man goes to local village doctor

A man goes to local village doctor
"Dactar sahib..mennu bare bhayanak je sapne ande ne..

"for example" doctor said
"..mennu sapna anda he ki meri bivi, jado me so janda ya bahar janda, te o pajh ke kise hor aadmi nu milan jandi hai..or jado meri jag khuldi hai te o ghar vich hondi hai..dasso me ki kara? eh bhayanak jya sapna menu kha raha hai..."

Doctor said," bevkoofa..e sapna nai sach hai"