Main aur tum, tum aur main,

Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

Every body wants:

Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

Agar 'MAYAWATI' swimming pool

Agar 'MAYAWATI' swimming pool mein jump kare to aap kya kahenge?
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Socho?
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Very Simple..gayi Bhais Pani Me..!

arz kiya hai . . . .

arz kiya hai

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dil h sachha aur dimag h kachha

wah wah wah

dil h sachha aur dimag h kachha

aapke sms nhi arahe kya baat h bachha:

poooN poOOn! .. Bhooo Bhoo! Bhoo Bhooo!

poooN poOOn! .. Bhooo Bhoo! Bhoo Bhooo! .. .. padar padar! .. .. Pacharrr! Pacharrr! . .. Phoor phor PhooOss! Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai