Bahu:Maaji ye abhi tak nahi aye

Bahu:Maaji ye abhi tak nahi aye
kahi koi dusri Aurat?
Saas:kalmuhi tu hamesa ulta Sochti h
aisa B to ho Sakta h kisi truck k niche agya ho

Santa subah Tatti gaya..

Santa subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi
Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi
Santa bola are aa q nahi rahi hai !
Me kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga !

santa & banta

Santa -Apki shadi ho
Gayi?
Banta -Haji,1ladki se hui hai.
Santa -Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai
Banta -Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke Se hui hai

Santa se kissi ne poocha k santa

Santa se kissi ne poocha k santa ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app
kya karo gay?
santa bola jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay,
admai ne bola jenab agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
santa bola, jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

Santa: Express kitne baje ki hai?

Santa: Express kitne baje ki hai?

TT:1 baje

Santa: local?

TT:9 baje

Santa: maalgadi?

TT:12 baje

TT:jana kahan hai?

Santa: Patri pe potti karni hai...!!

santa & banta

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.


Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

kabhi wafa se pyaar mt krna

kabhi wafa se pyaar mt krna
Q mt karna ? maare jaoge
Q maare jaoge ?
Qki wafa OSAMA ki .bati ka naam hai....