Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur.

Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur.
Thakur: tere pas do haat to hai hi, do aur leke kya shera vali mata banega...

Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur.

Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur.
Thakur: tere pas do haat to hai hi, do aur leke kya shera vali mata banega...

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

Father: wht abt ur result?

Father: wht abt ur result?
Son: wo headmaster saab ka beta fail ho gaya...

F: wht abt urs?
S: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya.

F: n wt abt ur?
S: Wo dr. Saab ka..

F: u idiot m asking abt urs?
S: to aap kon se prime minister h jo aap ka beta paas hoga

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han
Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

Banta: Ek Uncle Chips ka pura packet kha leta hai

Banta: Ek Uncle Chips ka pura packet kha leta hai
Khane ke baad sochata hai

Ad me to Bol rahe the ki lips bolenge lekin

Mere to Hips bol rahen hai

Santa's Army Test

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

Andha Aadmi-bhabhi ye lo laddu

Andha Aadmi-bhabhi ye lo laddu
Bhabhi naha rahi thi soch ki andha hai
bina kapdo ke bahar aa ke boli- ye kis liye,
Andha- Meri aankhe thik ho gai..

santa & banta

Santa: Kal maine Hinjaro ke Raja ko dekha tha
Banta: Kahan, kya naam hai
Santa:Yuvraj Singh, Sab usko angreji me bol rahe the, SIXER KING

Dost Pathan se:

Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

harid kar do barSanta: Biscuit ka packet

harid kar do barSanta: Biscuit ka packet kabar- barabar tor raha tha

puchha kyon

Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai