Chintu: Didi Ro Kyo Rahi Hai?

Chintu: Didi Ro Kyo Rahi Hai?
Maa: Wah Sasural Ja Rahi Hai.
Chintu: Mujhe Laga Use School Bhej Rahe Hai.

Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine

Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine
se dimag tez hota he
Banta- Ma bewakuf banati he
Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata

Girl Demand For Ice Cream..

Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.

Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"

Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti"
tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.

Chora bola chori te- "janeman tere liye chand

Chora bola chori te- "janeman tere liye chand tare tod du"Chori b gani badmas thi nu boli-"pehla apni compartment to tod le sussare

Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,

Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,
Apke Vzud ko Bekrari Se Puch Rhi He,
Khuda Apko Slamat rkhe,

Suna He Mayawatiji Apne Liye Dulha Dhund Rhi He..

Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,

Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,
Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..

ek ladka dusre ladke se kahta hai

ek ladka dusre ladke se kahta hai- aaj maine railway station par khari train ki sarihowo nikL DI.
DUSRA- WELL, wahi train hamari shop par pincer judwane aayi thi.

Raza: 13 days ago

Raza:
13 days ago
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala

dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
:-)
Smile wit me..!!

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna ha

: I Decided to SUICIDE.

:
I Decided to SUICIDE.
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I Went to Railway Track..
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And Then Your message Came
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I Thought
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"Jab tumhare jaise JEE Rahe Hai
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TO MAIN KYU MARU?

bas tuhi hai jiska muze intezar

bas tuhi hai jiska muze intezar
tha bas mai hi hun jisaka tuzako intezar tha haan tuhi hai wo meri 11 no ki bus

Ibadat ke zriye DIL ko saaf rhna,

Ibadat ke zriye DIL ko saaf rhna,
Jismo rooh ko Gunaho se paak rakhna.
DOST Meri YE ilteja hai Aap se,
Is Gunehgaar ko Dua me yaad rakhna..

mai" market me hu, tumhare

mai" market me hu, tumhare liye diwali pa kya lu. kapta ya aur koi cheez rply fasht..................






Aisha mushje kab puchoge kanjuso..

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye
Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha

Q-Ye pyar kaise hota hai

Q-Ye pyar kaise hota hai






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jb tym kharab ho,shani ki dasha kharab ho,apka mangal bhaari ho,aur bhagwan maje lene k mood me ho,tb pyar ho jata hai

tum mujjhe chhod kar chale gaye,

tum mujjhe chhod kar chale gaye,
is baat ka mujjhe gham nahi hai,
gham hai toh sirf is baat ka ,ki tum,
humse apna dil bhi chhheen kar chale gaye

Jab Yaad Meri Aye To Rukna Mat

Jab Yaad Meri Aye To Rukna Mat
“Mere Paas Laut Aana”
Jab Raat Ka Diya Bhuj Jaye
Or Kuch Saaf Nazar Na Aye
To Darna Mat
“Mere Paas Laut Aana”

Jis din aap hame bhool jayenge

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Gino mat!
Sare daant tod diye jaenge !

Zindagi main SHADI Karna b Zaruri hai

Zindagi main SHADI Karna b Zaruri hai

Poucho q?

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kyon k

Zindagi main khushyan hi sab kuch nahi hoten

Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se K Humare Lab Q Sil

Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se K Humare Lab Q Sil Gae?

Mangi Thi Tum Se Chipstick

Aur Tum Humain Elfee De Gae.
( '=' )
<))>
/! Dekh yar kameena pan.

Mangi Thi Tum Se Chipstick

Aur Tum Humain Elfee De Gae.
( '=' )
<))>
/! Dekh yar kameena pan.

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.

Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?