DAD apko pata chale ki me

DAD apko pata chale ki me 1st division pas hua to apko kesa lgega
DAD -me to
KHUSI SE PAGAL ho jaunga
KID -Bus isi DAR se me FAIL hogya

Bikari- Rupia Dede

Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede

Wife- Pados wale Pappu ki beti

Wife- Pados wale Pappu ki beti ko Math mein 99 marks mile


Husband- Arre yaar!
1 no. Kahan gya??


Wife- Wo hmara
beta laya hai.

santa & banta

Santa: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati h?
Banta: Kyun nhi jayegi? Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej h

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Santa-ApNe khud hi To Kaha tha k Ghar Aate huye cheeni Lete Aana.

Geogrphy sir:Batao bacho

Geogrphy sir:Batao bacho bharat me sabse jyada baarish kaha girti he?
After thinking &
Jai said" Zameen par.