Son : Daddy, aap Egypt kab gaye?

Son : Daddy, aap Egypt kab gaye?

Father : Kabhi nahi! Kyu?

Son : Aapko Mummy kahaam se mili?

Santa Ricksey wale se :- Oy Railway Station

Santa Ricksey wale se :- Oy Railway Station Jayega.
Reckse wala:- hanji.
Santa:- To jao n yaha kyo khare ho.

Santa: Should i buy tickets to my children.

Santa: Should i buy tickets to my children.

Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.

Santa: Thank god i have only 6 children

Teacher Kisses Ko Sentence Main

Teacher Kisses Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae

Student Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui

taxi driver:madam me abtak 10 pregnant

taxi driver:madam me abtak 10 pregnant ladkiyo ko airport chhod chuka hoon.... Girl:But i am not pregnant.Driver;Abhi tak airportkaha aaya hai????

Munna Bhai > Abay Sirkit,

Munna Bhai > Abay Sirkit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha

Santa: Dr. sahab 'Plastic Surjery' karvane

Santa: Dr. sahab 'Plastic Surjery' karvane me kitna kharcha aaega.

Dr: 5 lakh

Santa: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to..??

Santa apne bete se bola Bevakuf kaisa

Santa apne bete se bola Bevakuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahi jalti
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa sab tili test karke layah hu.

son:papa apko yad hai app ne kaha

son:papa apko yad hai app ne kaha tha ke agar tum pass ho gaye to tumhe 5000rs milge ...
dad:hian mujhe yad hai.
son: papa good news hai appke 500 rs bach gaye

Tcher-Water ka formula batao

Tcher-Water ka formula batao
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Snta-H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
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Tcher-Ye kya hai?
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Snta-Sir ye Delhi ka pani hai.

Santa:-yar uth bhukamp aa rha hai sara ghar

Santa:-yar uth bhukamp aa rha hai sara ghar hill raha hai. Banta:- soja yaar ghar to makanmalik ka hi girega!!!

Baniya 14floor se neche gira

Baniya 14floor se neche gira
Girte hue usne apni gharKi khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NA PAKANA!

Jo hamesha hasta raheta hai usko HUSMUKH kaht

Jo hamesha hasta raheta hai usko HUSMUKH kahte hai

Aur jiska hasna bilkul hi bandh ho gaya hai use kya kehte hai?

HUSBAND

banta & santa

Banta-Ye chitthi tum kise likh rahe ho?
Santa-khud ko
Banta-Isme kya likha hai ?
Santa-maloom nahi
Banta-kyu?
Santa-Abhi mujhe mili kaha hai

Bahu:Maaji ye abhi tak nahi aye

Bahu:Maaji ye abhi tak nahi aye
kahi koi dusri Aurat?
Saas:kalmuhi tu hamesa ulta Sochti h
aisa B to ho Sakta h kisi truck k niche agya ho

Santa subah Tatti gaya..

Santa subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi
Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi
Santa bola are aa q nahi rahi hai !
Me kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga !

santa & banta

Santa -Apki shadi ho
Gayi?
Banta -Haji,1ladki se hui hai.
Santa -Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai
Banta -Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke Se hui hai

santa & banta

santa : sholay ke waqt kitne aadmi the...








banta : mujhe kya pata shooting ke samy mai wahan nahi tha

Santa se kissi ne poocha k santa ji agar

Santa se kissi ne poocha k santa ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app
kya karo gay?
santa bola jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay,
admai ne bola jenab agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
santa bola, jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

1st child-mere papa bhahut darpok hai.

1st child-mere papa bhahut darpok hai.2nd child-kaise?ist child-jab bhi road cross karte hai meri ungli pakad lete hai.