RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he

RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota he

BETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke Khaya
Wo To metha tha

judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi

judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi
Chor-Ji.Ha
Judge-Tumne Chori Kaise Ki
Chor-Rahne Do Sahab!
Ab Is Umar Me Aap Chori Ke Gun Sikh Kar Kya Karoge

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche

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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
Or Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diya

Faraz-Aisa Q
RAAZ-Kahawat he
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?
1dost: achi hai.
2sr: to fir mera number de de..

Master:tumne homework nah

Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.

judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi

judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi bachhon ke bare mein kyon nahin socha?
Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men's wear hi the.