Ek aurat Pathan
inspector se:
Mera husband ek haftay pehle aalu lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya
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Pathan inspector:
”To behan kuch aur paka lo”
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.
bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.
Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;
khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;
KHAN: cycle ki.
G Ö Khöcha!!!
Srdar:Agr naryal k darakht pe char jao tu kia enginering collage ki larkia dikhen gi?
Pathan:Han Or hath chor doge tu medical collge ki bi dikhen gi.
Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya Jeans mein Namaz Ho jati hy.?
Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho uski to Ho jati hai,
magar
jo peeche khara ho uski Nahi Hoti..;-)
Pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
Raks karti hai gardish-e-dauran,
Dar khulay hain sharb khano k,
Chai peenay ko ab kahan jayen Faraz,
Bund hogaye hain hotal pathano k.