JUMBO JOKEY: 07/21/11

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski entry baki sab se 10 guna jayada thi. Bolo kiyun?

Kiyun ki entry fees thi: Per-Head Rs 500/-

Magar adhe raste se vapis aa gaye!

Tamils said: Aaj AMAWAS hai, Chand to hoga nahi na..

Sardar Ji: Asi ik mobile marriage bureau shuru kita hai:

Rishtey laye 1 dabao,
Mangni k laye 2 dabao,
Shaadi k laye 3 dabao.

Gujarati Man: Dusri shaadi de lai ki dabana hai?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi laye pehle wali da gala dabao ..!

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.

Operation complete hote hi voh apne ghutno ke bal baith gaya aur sar upar uthake bola: HEY KAALI MAA MERI PEHLI BHET SWIKAR KARO

Nurse: Kiyun?

Funny Kid: Zara GOD ko delivery message bhejna hai

Police: Kuch der me aapko phansi di jayegi ap ki aakhri khwaish kya hai?

Funny Yoga Guru: Plz muje Yoga position me fansi lagan. Sar Niche aur feet upar karke phansi dena.

Funny Pandit Ji: Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.

Friend: Lekin tumare pas to Gun hoti hai.

Funny Pandit Ji: Wo maine chupa di
warna wo bi loot leta !!!

Wife to Husband: Suno Ji, doctor ne mujhe ik mahine k aaram k liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?

Funny Husband: Dusre doctor k paas..

Ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke Swami Ji se bola: Swami Ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta! kya karu?

Funny Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.