Ek aadmi cycle se jaa raha tha.

Ek aadmi cycle se jaa raha tha. Raaste me usne ekd ladki ko cycle maar di. Ladki : Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya Aadmi : Puri cycle maar di, ab kya ghanti alag se maaru.

Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi.

Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi..Main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi..Tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao...Phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi..!

gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai,

gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai ,jo kagaz chepkane ke kam aate hai.

Message na karke dil tod diya mera

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....

Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan

Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha aur santa singh us aadmi gaur se dekh raha tha
tabhi aasmaan me ek taara tuta aur santa jor se chillaya..... wah! wah! wah! babu ji kya khub nishana lagaya hai maja aa gaya .

Dad -Exam Kaisa Hua?

Dad -Exam Kaisa Hua?


Son-Q no.1 Chhut Gaya,
Q3 Ata Nai Tha,
Q4 Karna Bhul Gaya,
Q5 Nazar Nai Aya,

Dad(Gusse Me)-Aur Q no2?


Son-Bas Wahi Galat Hua.