LADKI ne Ghar choda Sasural mila.

LADKI ne
Ghar choda
Sasural mila.

Bhai choda,
Dever mila.

Bahan chodi,
Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chode,
Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Choda
JO PATI mila????;-)

Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulab

Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulab Ka Phul Le Kar Aya

Biwi:Muje Yeh Nahi Chahiye

Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do

Santa:Ye Le Takiya Aur So ja.

Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam aaye

Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam aaye
.Student: Par Ma'am exam mein to na aap hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti hain

Employee-

Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"

Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti"

har kadam par koi katil hai kahan jai

har kadam par koi katil hai kahan jai koi zinda rahna bada mushkil hai kahan jai koi
ans.jahannum me koi pareshan nahi karta

Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.

Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.

Ek admi ne pucha:
"kya huwa khan sahab?"

Pathan: "jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon uska nam yad nahi aa raha&qu