guest host se- main khana kha raha hoon par

guest host se- main khana kha raha hoon par ye kutta mujhe kyun dekh raha hai?
host- ye kutta apni plate achhi tarah pehchanata hai.

santa & banta

Santa: Tumnay new car kb li?
Banta: Ek din ek larki mujhey apni car mai bhita kar lay gai, aur
kapray utar kar boli jo chahiye lay lo, maine car lay li
Santa: Changa keeta kapray ki karnay siiiiii (well done, what you will do with cloths!)

Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note

Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga......

Dr:jab apko pta tha chipkali apke kaan

Dr:jab apko pta tha chipkali apke kaan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup Q the?
Santa:pahle Cockroach gaya tha to muje laga ki chipkali use pakdne ja rhi thi

santa & banta

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha

Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

santa & banta

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

Banta selling Parashut : Plane se kudo,

Banta selling Parashut : Plane se kudo, Button Dabao, Aur aap zamin pe safely land!
Custmer : Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta : O G paise wapas.

1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha tha,

1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha tha,
kisi ne us ko toka,
is ko cheel to lo.
pathan bola : chelne ka kia zarorat he humko malum he is K andr kia he.

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?

PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe oR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki, ;-)

husband wife se bola

husband wife se bola
hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe
E jane-e-tamanna
khuda kasam agli baar khane me baal aya to
SAJNI
Se
GHAJANI
bana
dunga.....