Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?

Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?
Tillu: JAB GIRLFRIEND PAADE AUR USKI BADBOO BHI TUJHE GULAB KI KHUSHBOO KI TARAH LAGE.Tab Samajhna Tujhe Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya..

Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar

Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai. Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.

Man: black colour ka bulb dena?

Man: black colour ka bulb dena?






Dukandar:
kaha lagana hai?





Man: kuch nai woh dopahar ko bulb jalakar andhera kar ke sona hai

Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere

Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:

Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..

2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet

2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet, eatin potty.1 said 2 another :- yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.Othr said:- yaar khane ke time to aisa baat mat kar!!
"!;-)!"

santa & banta

Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!
Santa:Kaise?
Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati ha

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,
SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,

Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?