Agar aap kisi Bus, Train, Plain ya kahi se bhi ja rah

Agar aap kisi Bus, Train, Plain ya kahi se bhi ja rahe ho,
Kisi Ladki/Mahila k hath me phool, dhaga, chain ya chamkti hui koi chij dekhe to turant bhag jaye,
ye chij rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki jara c laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai.

1. Nazro ka milna,

1. Nazro ka milna,
2. Sharmana,
3. Ghabrana,
4. Thori si Hasna,
5. Phone no. dena,
6. Miss Call,
7. Sms,
8. Calls,
9. Milna,
10.Proposal....
RESULT : DUS BAHANE KAR K LAGAYE DIL!!

SMS SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs dekha

SMS SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs dekha Dost maine tujhe kitne sare SMS bheje hai..

Kabhi kabhi mere Dil me khayal aata hai

Kabhi kabhi mere Dil me khayal aata hai
Khuda tere jaise namune kyo banata hai.

Socha tha har mod pe tumhara

Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli

kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate

kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.

Beta: Pitaji mujhe bandar dikhaona

Beta: Pitaji mujhe bandar dikhaona
Pitaji: Abhi nahi…
Beta: Kyon?
Pitaji: Abhi wo mera SMS dekh raha hoga

Ek sawal...14 Feb. Valentines Day

Ek sawal...14 Feb. Valentines Day ko log aisa kya karte hai ki theek 9 mahinay baad 14 Nov. ko "Children Day" manana padta hai.

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano.....
chalo aise na karo aur jaldi se NAHA LO.....!

Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein

Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha.
Dost ne pucha"Kya bana rahe ho ?"
Sardar:Chutiya bana raha hu...