teacher- 1 saal me kitni raten hoti hai.

teacher- 1 saal me kitni raten hoti hai.
santa-10!!!!
teacher- wo kaise??
santa- 1 shivratri, aur 9 din navratri!!!!

Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se

Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?
Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon bajata.:-D

Teacher: "dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"

Teacher:
"dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"

ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....


Student:
sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka !

BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu

BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu,Milne Ke Liye 120 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.

SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?




BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe..;-)

Dentist to santa Apka daant nikalna padega

Dentist to santa Apka daant nikalna padega
Santa kitne paise lagenge?Dentist 200
Santa ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa "DHEELA" kr do nikaal main khud lunga.

Height of dhoka- Student to his friend:

Height of dhoka- Student to his friend:
Yaar dhoka ho gaya. Friend:Kya hua?
Student: Yaar book ke liye paise mangwaye they,
ne book hi bhej di.

Father- Beta agar sasural waale

Father- Beta agar sasural waale
Scootar de to Car mangna,
Shop de to Ghar,
Cooler de to AC mangna.
Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu.

RAAZ: Maine kal easy load

RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banaya
FARAZ-Wo kese?
RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diye
or number galat likhwa diya..

One boy went to meet his girlfriendOne boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Santa: Bahi Jaldi Jaao tumhare Ghar Mein Barsta ka Pani Ghus Gaya hai,
Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..?

santa & banta

Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

S: Premika ne aisi maang rakhi k Maine Use chhod

S: Premika ne aisi maang rakhi k Maine Use chhod diya
B: Lekin uski Mange Kya Thi
S: Shadi Ki

munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....? circut: dhobigath pe.... munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....? circut: bhai eng

munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....

JATT ka intezar to 11 colgs ki ladkiyaan

JATT ka intezar to 11 colgs ki ladkiyaan kar rahi hain lekin jatt ka aana mushkil he nahi namumkin hai, kyunki?

jatt

kank nu paani de reha hai.

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...


1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans shee

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?
Bilkul Gobar jesa!!

Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;-)

2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the

2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the
. Achanak sher aa gaya1st-chotu, tu dar raha hai?2nd-nahi, main nahi darta 1st-to saale apne dho, mere kyu dho rha hai.

BOY: Bus,train aur ladki ek jaise hote hai

BOY:
Bus,train aur ladki ek jaise hote hai

Ek jati hai to dusri aati hai

GIRL
Riksha,taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai

Ek ko bulate hai to 4 aate hai

3 idiots dekh ke kisne kya seekha??

3 idiots dekh ke kisne kya seekha??
Medical student :use of vaccum cleaner
MBA student:jo dil kahe wohi karo
Engineer:naak beech mein nahi aati

santa & banta

Santa-: Yaar nave surf naal apna kachha dhota si.. Sala chuttran kolo tight ho gya, hun ki kara..!! Banta-: Aida kar, ohi surf naal apne chuttar dho lai....!?!

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg

What's the similarity beween Marriage & 11.59pm?

What's the similarity beween Marriage & 11.59pm?
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Simple dono ke bad 12 bajte Hai...... Aur.....Din badal jate hain..!!!!!!!

Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara. Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur

Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main
chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.
Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola:
Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.

A woman at an embroidery shop: yahan gale milte hain?

A woman at an embroidery shop: yahan gale milte hain?
Sales man: milte to nahi hain magar aap kahte hain to mil lete hain:

ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,

ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana
behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. p

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga,

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.
Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
A. Shadi k Din.
Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.
Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
A. Shadi.

Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.

Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Darwaza knock kia.
Biwi: Kon?
Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!
Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,
Phir Andar kon hai?

Ek jatt jungle me se ja raha tha itne me ek bhutni acnak

Ek jatt jungle me se ja raha tha itne me ek bhutni acnak aa gayi aur boli-ha ha he he ho ho hey hey me chudail hu,jatt-re bawli dekhti kya h chipat ja

SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE ME BETHA..

SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE ME BETHA.. PLANE RUNWAY PER DOR RAHA THA.. SANTA NE PILOT KO THAPPAD MARA OR BOLA.. ABE SALE DEER HO RAHI HAI OR TU BY ROAD JA RAHA HAI....

boss 2 employee tumne iss sal mehnat se

boss 2 employee tumne iss sal mehnat se kam kiya h y lo 5000 rs ka cheque,
agar isi tarah kam karte rahoge to sign b kar dunga

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseet k School le ja rhe the

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseet k School le ja rhe the
Ye dekh 1Aadmi bola:Jane do Beta,Ye Khud School aa jyga.
Bachhe:Ye Bachha Nai Master Hai ;-)

Santa goes for railway reservation

Santa goes for railway reservation
Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena
Railwayman: Seat nahi hai
Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi me ghar se le lunga.