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Sunday, March 18, 2012

ews reporter:

ews reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 7

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ? PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . More Funny Sms

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

1 pathan dusre se:

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

PATHAN:MOLVI SAHAB KYA

PATHAN:MOLVI SAHAB KYA WAZU K BAGAIR NAMAZ HOJATI HAI? MOLVI:NAHI HOTI PATHAN: HOJATI HAI YARA. MOLVI:O BHAI NAHI HOTI. PATHAN:MAINEY KHUD PARH K DEKHI HAI.

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

Akhbar Me aaya

Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

Ek Pathan Airhostess sy:

Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: Aap ke shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy.
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:Aadat bhe bohat milti hy.

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 5

Aaj aik Azeem Din hai .

Aaj aik Azeem Din hai .
Aaj ke din Aik aisi Medicine ejaad ki gayi thi
jis ki waja se pathan Aaj Zinda hein.

**Happy Naswar Day**



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 5

Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen

Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen

Bachpan main dono khubsurat hotay hen
Bachpan se hi mehnati hote hen
Baray ho kr dono transporter ban jate hain



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 5

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai�

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 5

Hum tu sms mai sirf mazaq hi kya karte thay FA

Hum tu sms mai sirf mazaq hi kya karte thay FARAZ

Lagta hai

Pathano ki tu kuch zyda he hutt gayi..



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 5

Pathan’s father gave him a gun,

Pathan’s father gave him a gun,
on wedding night & said.
fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Pathan fired in air 1st nite
&
shot her on 2nd nite;-)

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 4

Ek pathan road pe latrin kar raha tha

Ek pathan road pe latrin kar raha tha to police ne pakar liya.
Jab usay le janay lagay to pathan bola…. Suboot to utha lo.

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 4