Maalik ka inteqal ho gaya hai...

Maalik ka inteqal ho gaya hai...

Santa: Janab, Car qabrastan mein khari thi..

Mein samjha ke is ky Maalik ka inteqal ho gaya hai...

santa fouj me bharti hua....

santa fouj me bharti hua....

2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....

santa ki topi per goli lagi....

santa ne hathyaar phenk diye

aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai...

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

BOY: Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye

BOY: Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mangogi?GIRL:Nahi me aisi Ladki nahi hu.Tum Apni ma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena!
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYEE
STAR PLUS:)

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain.. chinti
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?' :-)
:-D

Premika:Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna,

Premika:Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna,
Meri Umar Beet Jaye Pdhne Me...



Premi:



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Le Padh le.

Jyotish: Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Jyotish:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi



Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"





Jyotish:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,
teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai,
kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!