Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai…

Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.

Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.

Rabri : Ka karat ho?

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Police: Tumhe kal subah

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

Wife : Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi

Wife

: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

Guess where he took her….
………
……..
…..
….
…
..
.
.
.
.

Petrol pump!!!

Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai

Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?”

“Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.

Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.”

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai,

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

Teacher : ‘A’ for?

Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI