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Monday, March 28, 2011

ek larki ney pathan sey kaha

ek larki ney pathan sey kaha
"kiya aap ko pata hai aj womens day hai"
pathan ney ghabra k kaha:
"kamal hai, jab hum ghar sey nikala tab to friday tha";-)

Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon

Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batai.." ;-)

adam: Hi darling!

adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There is no other option!!!)

santa & banta

Santa: Kahan se bol rahe ho?
Banta: Mobile se.
Santa: Main puchh raha hun konsi jaga se bol rahe ho.
Banta: Muhn se bol raha hun.

banta & santa

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise rahata hai

Preeto: me bahar ja rahi hun aapke liyer coocker me

Preeto: me bahar ja rahi hun aapke liyer coocker me khichari set kar di hai, 2 2 siti laga kar kha lena.
Santa: Muhn se 2 siti laga kar coocker kholta hai aur bolta hai lagata aaj usne mujhe oollu bana diya

NURSE-AAPKE JUDWA BACHCHE HUE HAIN.

NURSE-AAPKE JUDWA BACHCHE HUE HAIN. SANTA-YE TO HONA HI THA.PROGRAMME HI AISE HI DEKHTI THI-KBC2,INDIAL IDOL2.DHOOM2. NURSE-ACHCHHA HUA K DELHI6 NAHI DEKHI.

GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

GADHA PANI P gaya.
POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?

SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai

American ne India ka masaledaar

American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad lega....

Boy:Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga

Boy:Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga
Girl:Maa,Papa? Boy:Haan
Girl:Apne Dost?
Boy:Haan
Girl: daru?
Boy: Didi ghar jao, Aapke papa parishan ho rahe honge.;-)