changu- yaar mangu bahut der se

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so ja.

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,? Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane


Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai, kuch surf saboon to dal deta

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?

Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy: Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar.
Girl: Kya. . . ! Tum Pagal Ho?Boy: Nhi, Main "NAAYI" Hoon.

santa & banta

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,

Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga.

1truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kr le ja rha tha

1truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kr le ja rha tha Ye dekh kr santa hans-hans k lotpot ho gaya or bola- Ek rassi ko le jane K liye 2-2 truck... ud mooorning

Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card Daal dena

Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena
Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor hai mere dimaag me daal do