Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai?

Funny Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha

Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya:

Agr Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo,

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.

banta & santa

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa ki patni Santa se boli aap

Santa ki patni Santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999
koun hai?