1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha.

1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha.
aur thodi der baad bola jalte raho beta,
jab bijli ka bill aayega tab pata chalega.

santa & banta

Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai."
Banta - "Telephone"
Santa - "Galat"
Banta - "to phir"
Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."

Profeser : Tum 20 Saal ki Ladki se Shadi karoge ya tumse 20 saal badi ladki se...?

Profeser : Tum 20 Saal ki Ladki se Shadi karoge ya tumse 20 saal badi ladki se...?
Student : Sir Depend karta hai ki kaun jyada khubsurat hai, apki Beti ya apki bivi....

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

anta tapasya karta hai

Santa tapasya karta hai

Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha

agal chinese se: tum american ho?

Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?
Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!
Pagal: nhi tum american ho.
chinese gusse me: haan main american hu Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.