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Cute prayer Child:god:Plz i don't want 3rd world war

Cute prayer Child:god:Plz i don't want 3rd world war
God:Y? u luv ur country so much?
Child -No God i am weak in history i can't study another war..:-(:-)..

Teacher to boy:

Teacher to boy:

1 taraf paisa,
1 taraf dimag

Kya hoga?

boy: paisa

teacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag leti

boy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi leta he

Dr.Ab tum bilkul thik ho gaye ho

Dr.Ab tum bilkul thik ho gaye ho phir b kyo dar rahe ho?
Mariz: Ji, Jis gadi se mera accident hua tha uspe likha tha 'phir milenge'

if a girl get 98% mark her response,

if a girl get 98% mark her response,
kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,
if boy gets 35% mark he says:
check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-)

Boy to friend:

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Santa sabji lene gya.

Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.
Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...

Pati ke marane ke 2re din

Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)

Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:

Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:

Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Saale billi hun billi.....!!

Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao.

Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao.
Boy- Maal. Teacher- Wo kaise?
Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai, aur laxmi matlab Maal.